The Product Owner can also affectionately be called “Jira Admin” since their entire role is just to type up customer requirements into User Stories and put them into Jira.

- I laughed

Automation Testers (A special breed of Tester, these testers are more expensive than your usual Testers, but they speed up your testing and make you more Agile — only hire these if you have an enormous budget)

- I cried